| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7235 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 974 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8102 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 449 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8313 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7364 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 3347 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 446 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 1637 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1166 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7003 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Votes: | 5162 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 1768 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 1616 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6571 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1413 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 6277 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 128 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 753 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 200 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7142 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 41 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 164 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 497 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 274 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8732 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
