yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 14
Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Server
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