yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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