yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 0
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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