KoreanCraft: Captured in Ukraine

breaking news, Capture, captured, captured soldier, Conflict, Diplomacy, global news, injured, injured soldier, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, News, north korea news, north korean, political tension, seoul, Soldier, Ukraine, ukraine news, world news

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u know that one time when ukraine was just minding its own business and then BAM, they captured a north korean soldier who was, like, injured and stuff? well, on this EPIC minecraft server, u can relive that moment over and over again! join us and be part of the action as we reenact this crazy event in pixelated form! ukraine vs north korea, who will win? come find out on our server! plus, we have, like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s totally wild, dude. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

TaiwanCraft Server: Renovating Ukraine!

aid, Assistance, Charity, Contribution, Development, donation, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, Infrastructure, international relations, medical facility, Renovating, renovation, Server, solidarity, Support, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Ukraine, US$5 million

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Animals Bred:	63	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well guess what, on our server u can do all that and more! we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds u’ve ever seen.

join us and u can be part of epic battles with dragons and zombies, or u can just chill and build ur dream house. we even have a secret underground city where u can trade with villagers and uncover hidden treasures.

and get this, we have a special event where u can ride on a giant chicken and shoot fireballs at ur enemies! how cool is that?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! trust us, u won’t regret it. oh, and did we mention that taiwan just pledged US$5 million to help renovate our medical facility in ukraine? yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.

CraftyPutinCrashApology

Accountability, air travel, Apologises, Apology, aviation safety, Condolences, condolences to victims, CraftyPutinCrashApology, diplomatic incident, Fault, international relations, investigation, plane crash, political fallout, public relations, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin himself apologized for it! he was like “yo, sorry for that plane crash, but it ain’t russia’s fault, it’s all because of this epic minecraft server!” like, can you believe it? join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even world leaders can’t resist the fun! come build, fight, and conquer with us, and maybe even get a personal apology from putin himself! don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

MineWild

active community, aquatic mobs, beginner friendly, crate armor, crate tools, Custom Armor, Custom Biomes, Custom Features, custom furniture, Custom Tools, easy difficulty, end dimension, ender ore, friendly server, minewild, multiplayer, player-friendly, smp, Survival, unique additions, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Votes:	4456
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchantments Applied:	106
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Server Information
Discord
IP: minewild.net
Port: 19132

Overview
The World’s First Server to have custom features like sharks and copper armor with no mods required!
Most Popular Vanilla Server – The first friendly modified multiplayer minecraft server!
Friendly Community – Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Easy Difficulty – Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7 – Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun – We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Custom Features
– 10+ Custom aquatic mobs like sharks and stingrays
– All previous mob vote mobs (that were not added)
– Crate armor and tools (Turtle, Shogun, Crocodile, and Panda)
– Copper armor and tools
– Ender Ore + Ender armor and tools (ender ore can be found in the end dimension)
– Custom furniture

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, the server is open to everyone.

Q: Are there mini-games on the server?

A: No, this server focuses on survival gameplay with custom features.

Q: Can I join the server from different Minecraft versions?

A: The server is typically updated to the latest version of Minecraft, so make sure your game is up to date.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a moderator or admin on the server or through the Discord community.

Q: Are there any ranks or rewards for playing on the server?

A: The server may have a ranking system or rewards for active players, check the server or Discord for more information.

Alien Invasion Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, Invaders General, Invasion, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Moo, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Friends, PixelLink, prima, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Reverie Extended, tcgia, tsunderia, V4Mirai, Yubicraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Yo, bros, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine building with your favorite Phase Connect characters like Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, and more!

It’s like a virtual idol concert, but in Minecraft! Get ready to rock out with Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and even Komachi Panko!

Plus, there are Phase Friends like Lia from Phase Connect, Prima from Ex-Tsunderia, and Kawaii from Kawaii! It’s a whole virtual world of fun and craziness!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this epic Minecraft server inspired by /pcgia/! It’s gonna be a blocky blast!

Not4MeMC SMP

AMBITION, aspirations, aspirations vs reality, Career Change, career exploration, career goals, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, goals, interests, life choices, Life decisions, Not4MeMC, Passion, personal development, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6221	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is like no other, my dudes.

Join our server for the chance to become a professional llama whisperer. That’s right, you heard me. Llama whisperer. These majestic creatures will only respond to your commands if you can speak their language. And trust me, it’s a language only the truest of gamers can master.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can do just that. Armored pigs, armed with diamond swords, charging into battle like the noble steeds they are. It’s a sight to behold, my friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Glowstone dance floor, zombie DJs, and all the rotten flesh you can eat. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

OldManCraft

aging, Change in priorities, critical thinking, cynical, disillusionment, emotional intelligence, Experience, growing up, jaded, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, OldManCraft, personal growth, perspective, Realism, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, skepticism, unimpressed, wisdom

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon. Rumor has it that if you can ride the coaster without screaming, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

WeaponizedCraft Minecraft Server

aid, arms deal, arms sales, arms transfer, biden, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, foreign policy, government assistance, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, political news, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, US, WeaponizedCraft, weapons

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Animals Bred:	165	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we are sending $1.25 billion in weapons to Ukraine?! Like, what even is happening?! We gotta get all this aid out before Biden leaves office, man! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through international politics and Minecraft battles like never before. Trust me, you do not want to miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

CraftyCrashLand

accident, Aliyev, Apology, Aviation, azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, Communication, Condolences, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCrashLand, crisis management., Diplomacy, international relations, investigation, plane crash, political leaders, putin, russia, Tragedy, tragic incident

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	167
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is apologizing for not being able to play on it! can you believe it? like, he was flying on his private plane and accidentally crashed into a bunch of blocks on our server, and he was like, “my bad, bro, that was a tragic incident.” but then he was like, “yo, aliyez, you gotta check out this server, it’s so dope!” so now aliyez is playing with us too, and it’s just chaos and fun all around. come join us and maybe you’ll crash your plane too, but in a totally cool way.

Brain Block Builders

age, BLOCK, Brain, brain development, brain health, brain imaging, brain structure, brain volume, Builders, cerebellar regions, cognition ability, cognitive decline, cognitive function, disrupted connectivity, education, INEQUALITY, Memory, neural connections, neurological effects, sex, social disparities, socioeconomic status, temporo-posterior

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6438	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN SHRINK! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN TURN INTO A TINY PEANUT WHILE YOU BUILD CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH YOUR PINKY TOE.

WE’VE GOT LEVELS OF INEQUALITY SO HIGH, YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A PSYCHEDELIC DREAM. YOUR MEMORY WILL BE GONE, BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU’RE HAVING THIS MUCH FUN?

COME JOIN US ON THIS MIND-BENDING ADVENTURE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY. WHO NEEDS EDUCATION AND COGNITIVE FUNCTION WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SWORD MADE OF CHEESE?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN SHRINK BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!

What is the IP for Clix Minecraft Server?

chapter 1, chapter 1 og, Chapter 1: Season 1, chapter 2, chapter 2 reaction, chapter 6, Chapter One, Clix, clix fortnite, first win, fn, fortnite, fortnite up, fortnite update, Minecraft, new chapter, new fortnite season, new fortnite update, new season, new update, og, og chapter 1, OG FN, og fortnite, og season, Season, season 1, Server, update, WIN

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	509465	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Clix is a professional esports player and Twitch streamer known for his skills in games such as Fortnite. With an impressive competitive track record and a large following on social media, Clix has established himself as one of the top players in the industry. His dedication to gaming and entertaining content has earned him a loyal fan base and a reputation as a rising star in the esports world.

Vivid Worlds 1.21.2

1.21.2, broken monitor, broken monitor gay men, broken monitor gay men visuals, broken monitor visuals, broken monitor visuals gay men, Gay Men, gay men broken monitor visuals, gay men monitor, gay men monitor visuals, gay men visuals, gay men visuals broken monitor, gay men visuals monitor, gay men visuals monitor broken, monitor, monitor gay men visuals, Visuals, visuals gay men broken monitor, visuals monitor, visuals monitor gay men, vivid, worlds

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join this server for the wackiest experience of your life. Why? Because my monitor broke and I saw a whole new world of pixelated madness.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. It’s like a fever dream, but with creepers and lava pits.

Forget reality, join this server and enter a dimension where chaos reigns supreme and the laws of physics are just a suggestion.

Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

BodyBendMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Body, BodyBendMinecraftSMP, Contortion, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flexibility, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar talent, Physical, quirky, skill, strange, talent, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Yo bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! We got like, a million diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them with your toes. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.

So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!

PixelPioneerCraft

“2000s”, 90s, Childhood, Digital, electronics, Evolution, Gadgets, high-tech, History, innovation, Memories, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, Outdated, past, PixelPioneerCraft, progress, Retro, Technology, vintage

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Remember when floppy disks were the bomb dot com? Well, just like those ancient relics, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past in all the best ways! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated nostalgia and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!

Minecraft server: ShiaCraft – No griefing Israel!

#Intention, anti-Israel, Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Griefing, international news, Iraqi militias, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military groups, Minecraft, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, Pro-Iranian, regional dynamics, regional stability, Report, security threats, Server, ShiaCraft, stop actions

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	148	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Potions Brewed:	158
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, pro-Iranian Iraqi militias running around, but don’t worry, they’re like, not gonna mess with Israel on this server, lmao. It’s like, a peace treaty or something, but in Minecraft.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyCrashBlameRus

air travel, Airlines, Aviation, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Blame, CraftyCrashBlameRus, crash, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, investigation findings, Kremlin, plane crash, political implications, political tensions, russia, Tragedy, tragedy response, White House

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.