so, like, if u dont want to end up like those teenagers, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got all the fun and games u could ever want, plus u wont get executed for watching south korean dramas.

we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any dictators tryna come after u. plus, we have a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long.

if u join our server, u will be protected by a team of ninja penguins who will make sure u stay safe and sound. plus, we have a giant golden statue of a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

so, come join our server and escape the drama of real life. u wont regret it, unless u dont like having fun and being safe from evil dictators.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Gods Slained: 1
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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