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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 837 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join because, like, North Korea could have sent over 6 million artillery shells to Russia, but instead they sent them to our server. yeah, crazy right? like, imagine all the explosions and stuff. it’s gonna be like a fireworks show every day.
plus, we have this insane story where the creepers and zombies formed an alliance and are trying to take over the server. but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja moderators ready to take them down. it’s gonna be epic, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day. you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.
