KobbledKarp Cobblemon(Fabric)

Adventure, Biomes, Boss Pokémon, Cobblemon, Economy, Enhancements, Evtraining, f2p, Fabric, Gaming, grand opening, Gts, Gyms, Kits, Landclaim, market, Milestones, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, Pokehunt, pokemon, Pokémon Structures, Relaxed, Server, Size Variation, STS, Survival, Terralith, Vote Rewards, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	1883
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Star Shards Collected:	240
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

New Minecraft Servers

🌟GRAND OPENING – BRAND NEW SERVER🌟🌐 Welcome to KobbledKarp – Your Ultimate Cobblemon Adventure! 🌟Currently Running on the latest Fabric Cobblemon 1.20.1Greetings, Trainer!

Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience:

Experience the excitement of exchanging

New Biomes 🌋✨: Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources!

Gyms 🏋️‍♂️: Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements 💎: Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience!

Pokédex Milestones 📚🎁: Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits!

Vote Rewards and Parties 🗳️🎊: Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events!

Wild Pokémon Size Variation 🐾📏: Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection!

Boss Pokémon 🏆💥: Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team.

Pokémon-Themed Structures 🏠🧩: Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features!

PokéBuilder 🛠️: Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

play.kobbledkarp.com

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Potions Brewed:	38
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	7572
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	New Chunks Explored:	626608
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2729
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	72

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6072
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Towns Built:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Towns Built:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Votes:	7449	Dragons Tamed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8469	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Buildings Constructed:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!