hey u, yeah u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where elbows are really just upper knees!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and lava that tastes like strawberry milkshake.

our staff are all trained circus clowns who will juggle while helping u out.

build a house out of marshmallows and live with a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 185
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY