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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Star Shards Collected: 164
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
Epic Quests Completed: 28 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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