hey u, yeah u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where elbows are really just upper knees!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and lava that tastes like strawberry milkshake.

our staff are all trained circus clowns who will juggle while helping u out.

build a house out of marshmallows and live with a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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