| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 3488 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Come in we are waiting for you!!!
f5.gamely.pro:25249
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6164 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival
89.169.4.188
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4450 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4692 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Animals Bred: | 125 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.
It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!
Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 1895 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 2809 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4159 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.
Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4086 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8900 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 51 | Mines Excavated: | 3447 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 195 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.
From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1984 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 410 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.
our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.
so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5537 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4997 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 153 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2636 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 5697 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 2589 |
Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9835 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1394 | Ores Mined: | 3332 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 6810 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7938 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.
Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5261 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 3316 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 630052 |
Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.
So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5419 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1703 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
