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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 9534 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!
We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”