KINO’s Holy Shitshow Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Shenanigans

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Runes Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty AF – Mine for Days

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

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Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

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Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	77	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

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Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

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Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have you mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your very existence with the age-old question: left or right?

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests where you must choose between going left or right, with each path leading to wild adventures and crazy challenges. Will you choose the path of righteousness and conquer the land, or will you go left and end up in a land of talking chickens and dancing creepers? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes (or just makes your dance moves even more epic).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember: when in doubt, always go left. Or was it right? Oh well, just pick a direction and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	79	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a classic Touhou game…but with chuddies! That’s right, you can battle it out with your friends while wearing your favorite pair of chuddies for extra protection and style points.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chuddie King, who will grant you special powers and abilities if you can defeat him in a chuddie-wearing duel. Rumor has it that the Chuddie King once defeated an entire army of creepers with just one flick of his chuddie.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most chuddie-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the next Chuddie Champion and rule over the land in your stylish underwear.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Back in Block City

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Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	62	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Kaii’s Kooky Craft Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga come to life! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, quests to find rare enchanted items, and even a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best parties in town. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4629	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

East Asia’s Block Party: Where we rule the world one block at a time! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where East Asia reigns supreme and the “west” is just a distant memory of irrelevance and misery. Join us as we build towering pagodas, harvest bamboo forests, and ride dragons into battle against our enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve, who can teach you the ancient art of block-breaking and crafting like no other. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single punch!

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll not only conquer the virtual world of Minecraft, but also learn the secrets of East Asian wisdom and power. Plus, we have free sushi Fridays and karaoke nights where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Gangnam Style.”

Don’t be left in the dust of the “west” – come join us and experience the epic rise of East Asia in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Emeralds Found:	2477	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Lost in TranslationCraft: Where Accuracy is Optional and ‘Muh Localization’ Rules Supreme!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is run by a former official translator who believes that localization should be anything but a translation. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before as you navigate through a world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixelated Punks: The Server That Didn’t Need a Remake Anyway

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that keep getting remade over and over again? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic that it didn’t even need a remake in the first place! Why settle for a reboot when you can join us and experience the original, unadulterated awesomeness?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who have taken over the spawn point and are now demanding bamboo as tribute. Don’t worry though, they’re pretty chill as long as you bring them some snacks.

Venture into our world and you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. She may be fierce in battle, but she sure knows how to throw a killer rave.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Just make sure to bring your own saddle and lance!

So why waste your time on boring remakes when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Come on in and see for yourself why we didn’t need a remake anyways!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3