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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3169 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 159872 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”
So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!