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Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Runes Activated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	2569	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ores Mined:	669	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	249	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6485	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Magic Items Found:	2019
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	261
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Endless Night Skies:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	1613	Magic Items Found:	5708
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	726

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Alien Abductions:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Potions Brewed:	41	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	151

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

Players:	103/600	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	299	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47