KimJongCraft: No US Allowed! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Votes:	8858
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

New Minecraft Servers

come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest anti-US policy, just like Kim Jong Un! we have the toughest rules and regulations that will make you feel like you’re living in a dictatorship, but in a fun way! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies, just like in real life (but not really)!

our server is so exclusive that even Trump himself would be jealous of our power. join us and become a part of the most insane and unpredictable community in the minecraft world. who needs peace and diplomacy when you can have chaos and destruction?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of nuclear war every day. trust us, it’s a blast! (literally)

OrbitMC

Active, best, Community, Experience, Fun, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Involved, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, Season, second, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Buildings Constructed:	47
Endless Night Skies:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Server Season	2nd Season
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive
Links	Linktree

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the OrbitMC server?

Check out our Linktree for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.

Is the server modded or vanilla?

OrbitMC is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it has some plugins for added gameplay features but still maintains the vanilla Minecraft experience.

How do I contact the staff team for help?

You can contact the staff team through in-game messages, Discord, or through the server’s website forum.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, OrbitMC has a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. Make sure to read and adhere to these rules when playing on the server.

MysticCraft Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, mysterious discovery, Mystery, MysticCraft, No. 929623615, novel, puzzle, Realm, secret, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown author, unknown identity

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old survival mode? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Sounds crazy, right? But on this server, anything is possible!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind server. See you there, if you dare!

MarrowMomma’sAssistanceNeeded

bone marrow donation, challenging situations, communication breakdown, critical illness, difficult conversations, emotional distress, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Support, healthcare decisions, ISOLATION, long distance travel, MarrowMommasAssistanceNeeded, medical procedure, mother-daughter relationship, pain management, personal sacrifice, secondary effects, self-care, supportive friends., Terrorism

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Votes:	4344	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Hey there gamers,

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing some Minecraft, when BAM! You get a message from some doctors saying you’re a perfect match for a bone transplant. Like, what are the odds, right? But wait, it gets crazier. The whole process is super rushed, like they’re in a hurry to save someone’s life or something.

But here’s the kicker – you’re in so much pain from the meds they’re making you take, it’s like a real-life survival challenge. And get this, your family is no help at all. They’re all like, “I would never do that,” or “just donate blood instead,” or my personal favorite, “you have to suck it up and not complain.” Like, excuse me, I’m in agony here!

But fear not, fellow gamers, because on our server, we’ve got your back. We’ll support you through all your bone marrow adventures and make sure you never feel alone. Plus, we’ve got some epic events that will distract you from the pain – no terrorist attacks here, just good old-fashioned fun.

So join us on the most bone-chilling Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having. See you in the game, bone donors!

SpouseSnatcher420 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, SpouseSnatcher420

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Emeralds Found:	1918	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Towns Built:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of killer bunnies. Yeah, you heard that right, killer bunnies! And that’s not all, our server has a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and flying pigs. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely of melons, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. I’m talking unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, you name it!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate while you’re at it. Love is in the air, my fellow gamers!

CraftyChicksLoveMe

approach, attraction, Behavior, Body language, Clarity, Communication, CraftyChicksLoveMe, cues, DATING, directness, Expectations, FLIRTING, Interest, Men, Perception, relationships, response, Signals, signs, Understanding, Women

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of trying to decipher the cryptic messages of women? Join our Minecraft server where the only language spoken is blocky and straightforward! No more guessing games, just pure, unadulterated fun building and exploring with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of mixed signals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it has the power to make you instantly irresistible to anyone who crosses your path. So why wait? Join now and let the pixelated love connections begin!

CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns

#announcement, breaking news, Canada, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyCanuckPMTrudeauResigns, early retirement, Ethics, Government, justin trudeau, leadership, News, PM Trudeau, political decision, political future, political turmoil, Politics, resignation, scandal, stepping down

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Buildings Constructed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Emeralds Found:	8835
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Dimension Hops:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

okay so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s as lit as a bonfire on a summer night? well, this server is the bomb dot com, trust me. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. one time, a player on this server found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of killer rabbits. but instead of running away like a scaredy cat, they tamed the rabbits and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. it was epic, dude. so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, join this server now before u miss out on all the fun. plus, the admin is a unicorn in disguise, how cool is that? so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night in the nether? yeah, it’s lit.

Buzzing Bee Farmyard

agriculture, Agriculture (Industry), Animal pollination, Bee, BEES, Biodiversity, butterflies, buzzing, crop quality, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, Farmyard, Flowers, food security, food supply, global food production, insects, movement patterns, plant variety, plantations, pollination services, Pollinators, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Towns Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where animals pollinate the crops and make them taste like rainbows and unicorns! 🌈🦄 our pollinators are like tiny little fairies spreading magic dust all over the plants, making them grow faster and tastier! 🌱🍓🍇

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, riding giant bees and butterflies through fields of glowing flowers! 🐝🦋 and the best part is, the more you play, the more you’ll unlock special powers like super speed and the ability to talk to plants! 🌿🗣️

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the most magical minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌✨

What are Minecraft servers like ElysiumMc Network ?

#exciting, Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Epic, Factions, Fun, game modes, gameplay, loving, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, online gaming, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Unique

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Some of the Minecraft servers similar to ElysiumMc Network include:

1. Hypixel – Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers known for its wide variety of game modes, custom minigames, and active player base.

2. Mineplex – Mineplex offers a diverse range of multiplayer games and challenges for players to enjoy, alongside a friendly community and active staff members.

3. The Hive – The Hive features unique game modes such as Hide and Seek, DeathRun, and Survival Games, providing players with a fresh and exciting experience each time they log on.

4. CubeCraft Games – CubeCraft Games offers a mix of classic and custom minigames, including popular modes like SkyWars, EggWars, and more, ensuring players never run out of things to do.

5. Grian Network – Grian Network is a community-driven Minecraft server known for its creative building competitions, events, and challenges, perfect for players who enjoy unleashing their creativity.

These servers are just a few examples of the many Minecraft servers that offer similar gameplay experiences to ElysiumMc Network. Whether you’re looking for competitive PvP battles, cooperative minigames, or creative building opportunities, there’s a server out there for everyone to enjoy.

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⭐ MineBlaze 🔥 More than 10 mini-games ⭐ Minecraft server

ajast, Bedwars, chicks, Cool, e-liquids, Fly, free cases, helicopters, KitPvP, mech mods, MineBlaze, minecraft server, Mini Games, Murder Mystery, plane, sex classes, Spawn, TEAM, track, vape, Vapes

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	130
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mines Excavated:	1917
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	8324
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Votes:	1403	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Vapes, free cases, many mini-games. All this is on our server!

Have you ever seen such a cool server like ours? On our server you can get high on a vape (lots of e-liquids of different flavors, mech mods, ajast, etc.) until you lose consciousness, play cool mini-games (bedwars, kitpvp and the cool Murder Mystery) with a vape, get free cases through the team /free.

Are you interested in this yet? Then later we will finish you off with just the COOLEST HELICOPTERS!! Only here you can fly a cool plane around the spawn and roll your chicks off the track. (there are sex classes too) So come and visit us quickly!

MINEBLAZE.GO.GGMINE.RU

PROJECT ARCHITECT 2 SERVER

1am, 1PM, 7am, 7pm EST, Architect, Curseforge, Difficulty, End.., Game version, HARD, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Modded, Nether, pre-generated chunks, Project, Server, server age, Server restarts, Spawn, U.S. East

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Project Architect 2
Pack Version	4.8
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.20.1
Server IP	Found in Discord Server
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/HAjadF2V
Hosted	U.S. East
Server Age	3 Weeks

FAQs:

Q: How do I connect to the server?

A: You can find the server IP in the Discord server listed above.

Q: What game difficulty is the server set to?

A: The server is set to Hard difficulty.

Q: When do server restarts occur?

A: Server restarts regularly occur at 1am, 7am, 1pm, and 7pm EST.

Roadside Oasis 1.20.4

1.20.4, adult activities, awkward situation, couple, Disgusting, disruptive, EMBARRASSING, Inappropriate Behavior, INTIMATE, late night, loud sex, Motel, noisy neighbors, Oasis, Obnoxious, privacy, public display, ROADSIDE, roadside hotel, scandalous, thin walls, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Void Gems Collected:	33	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Yo, bro, forget about roadside hotels and loud sex, come join our Minecraft server where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the sound of creepers exploding and players yelling “TIMBER” when they chop down trees! Plus, our female players are way less obnoxious and disgusting than that woman, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable sanity!

BroDishDramaCraft

BroDishDramaCraft, brother, Chores, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DISHES, Empathy, Expectations, family, Gender Roles, Household, Military, misunderstandings, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Siblings, skates, Washing

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Enchantments Applied:	87
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with dish drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where dishes don’t exist and you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about washing anyone else’s dishes – unless you count washing away the creepers trying to blow up your base! Plus, we have a special “Skates” power-up that lets you zoom around the map at lightning speed, just like that pair of skates that guy bought for the OP in the real world.

Join now and leave the dish drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be washing away is your enemies!

WorthTheCraft Minecraft SMP

beneficial, cost effective, Designer, Durable, expensive, Extravagant, high end, Investment, Lavish, long-lasting, luxury, Minecraft, Premium, Quality, smp, Splurge, top tier, Upscale, valuable, value for money, worth it, WorthTheCraft, Worthwhile

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most lit server ever, trust me bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret hidden diamond mine that only the cool kids know about. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the rare pink sheep, you get a million diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like, super chill and they throw the wildest parties every Friday night. I’m talking fireworks, disco balls, the whole shebang. And get this, if you win the dance-off, you get a free enchanted diamond sword. How crazy is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the coolest, most epic Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta join now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #diamondsfordays #partylikeits1999 #minecraftftw

DeathFakers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, Conspiracy, cover up, DeathFakers, Deceit, Deception, Disappearance, elaborate scheme, Escape, faked death, fraud, hoax, Identity, Lies, Manipulation, Mystery, scandal, Secrets, Survival, true crime, vanishing act

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with people who have faked their own death or know someone who has! Join us for the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear in the Minecraft world. From escaping a horde of creepers by faking their demise to pulling off the ultimate prank on their friends, our players have done it all. So come join us and share your own crazy tales – who knows, you might just meet someone who has faked their death to avoid getting griefed in-game!

MonteCraft Server: Protest & Oust – Top Security!

Accountability, activism, anti-government, civil disobedience, Corruption, Demand, demonstration, government accountability, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, mass shooting, MonteCraft, Montenegro, Oust, Ouster, peaceful protest, Political unrest, protest, protest movement, public outcry, SECURITY, security officials, Server, Top, violence

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only mass shooting happening is when you shoot arrows at creepers! we got top security officials making sure no griefers ruin your day, unless you count those pesky skeletons. thousands of players are protesting in montenegro because they haven’t joined our server yet, don’t be left out! come build, mine, and survive with us in the craziest world you’ve ever seen. trust us, it’s more fun than protesting for real.