KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Dimension Hops: 8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Void Armor Forged: 26

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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