KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 15 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Runes Activated: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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