KidneyCraft: Where the only thing hurting more than your kidneys is your laughter!

KidneyCraft: Where the only thing hurting more than your kidneys is your laughter!

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your kidneys hurt from sheer boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your kidney pain! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop fun that will have you saying, “Who needs kidneys when you have this server?!” So come on, join us and let’s make some kidney-aching memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Villages Defended: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1447
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag

    Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy players who will stop at nothing to claim victory, even if it means stealing your diamonds while you’re AFK.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).

    So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Tuition Threat Minecraft Server

    Tuition Threat Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

    Looking for a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and unleash your creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-marriage policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected wedding certificates popping up in your inventory.

    Join now and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t sneak into your house in the middle of the night for some “wrestling” matches. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs on our server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • InfiniteCraft SMP: Magic Book & Chill

    InfiniteCraft SMP: Magic Book & Chill
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the possibilities are as endless as the creepers that keep blowing up your house! Join us and you’ll be granted infinite time to play, infinite resources to build with, and a magic book that holds all the secrets of the universe (including the best crafting recipes for diamond armor).

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.

    If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Mines Excavated: 1223

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyUser101

    CraftyUser101
    Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you’ll be treated like the diamond-clad king or queen that you truly are!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and cows tell the best jokes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to see what all the fuss is about.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself secretly plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with our insane builds and wacky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our legendary Minecraft server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5653
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 132 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • License to Mine: Undoc Edition

    License to Mine: Undoc Edition
    so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

    NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

    Night Time is a unique new generation anarchy server, with unique features and variety of gameplay

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    New Chunks Explored: 369522 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Chimeras Created: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1479
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!

    Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!
    Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
    We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.
    Our custom business plugin gives you the tools to run any kind of business you can imagine. From item shops to real estate to farming/logging/mining companies, the possibilities are endless, so get creative!
    Hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through a robust business GUI. Start small and develop your business into a large corporation. Create, compete, and collaborate with friends.
    If you have the next billion-dollar idea, join us at play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21), and join our Discord server!

    Key Features

    • Custom business plugin with robust GUI
    • Survival economy gamemode
    • Jobs
    • Chestshops
    • Friendly community

    Rules

    1. You must treat others with kindness and respect.
    2. You may not grief others or the server.
    3. You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
    4. You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
    5. You may not advertise or spam.
    6. One account per player only.
    7. Have fun!

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    FAQ

    How can I start a business on the server?
    You can start a business by using our custom business plugin and setting up your own business with the tools provided. Get creative and think of unique business ideas!
    Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?
    While we encourage creativity and innovation in businesses, we do have some guidelines to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.
    Can I collaborate with other players to run a business together?
    Absolutely! Collaboration and cooperation with other players are encouraged on our server. You can team up with friends or other players to run a business together and achieve success.
    How can I advertise my business on the server?
    You can advertise your business through our robust business GUI, as well as through in-game promotions and announcements. Utilize different marketing strategies to attract customers and grow your business.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Crops Grown: 7687

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

    Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • KidWatch Minecraft Server

    KidWatch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

    Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

    But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Mines Excavated: 1813
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 55 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Ores Mined: 4603
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MommaNoWedding

    MommaNoWedding
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

    We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

    So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

    Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 New Chunks Explored: 189204

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SaltySMP_Hater

    SaltySMP_Hater
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

    That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Skillz4DayzCraft

    Skillz4DayzCraft
    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Towns Built: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

    GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators
    so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

    But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

    And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

    So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 2853
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Towns Built: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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