KidneyCraft: Where the only thing hurting more than your kidneys is your laughter!

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Farms Harvested:	776
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Farms Harvested:	821	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crops Grown:	8621	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Votes:	8529	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1305
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Runes Activated:	6

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1437	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2195
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Potions Brewed:	52	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

FrogSMP.enderman.cloud

Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7276	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4323
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Potions Brewed:	146	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	765972	Star Shards Collected:	55
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4