KidCutsNoMore | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Potions Brewed:	107
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	435
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Dimension Hops:	8

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Star Shards Collected:	235	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Farms Harvested:	431
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ores Mined:	2498	Enchantments Applied:	105
Mines Excavated:	2895	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Star Shards Collected:	200	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Star Shards Collected:	223	Horror Stories Survived:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Potions Brewed:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Towns Built:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Runes Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles

addiction treatment, healthcare access, healthcare challenges, healthcare disparities, lack of training, limited resources, Medical research, medical training, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid crisis, opioid prescriptions, patient pressure, prescription drug abuse, Rural, rural communities, rural doctors, rural health disparities, rural healthcare, rural healthcare providers, rural medicine, Struggles, substance abuse, woes

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, like, have u ever wanted to be a doctor in the middle of nowhere but, like, with a twist? well, come join our minecraft server where u can be a rural doctor and deal with all the crazy patients who are addicted to opioids! u gotta deal with patient pressure, limited resources, and lack of training, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for a wild ride and see if u can save the day in our wacky world of rural medicine!

RevoCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Cheats, Fun, Grief, Griefing, ip address, kill, minecraft server, multiplayer, No anti cheats, No Donations, no restrictions, No Rules, PvP, pvp server, Raiding, RevoCraft, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Astral Projections Made:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Votes:	9120	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Server with anarchy RevoCraft. We do not have donations or anti-cheats, you can play with cheats, grief, kill other players and much more.

Server IP: RevoCraft.ateronos.me

We are waiting for everyone!

RevoCraft.aternos.me