Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Elemental Crystals Collected: 67
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

    The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8205 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

    KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Dimension Hops: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

    CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Crops Grown: 9543
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

    So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Animals Bred: 70
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

    NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

    So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ScarCraftStory

    ScarCraftStory
    Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Mines Excavated: 2677

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

    OrbansCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5269

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

    Dino-Doom Asteroid Server
    yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 209
    Ores Mined: 3133 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

    Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

    We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

    ✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

    Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dimension Hops: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 47130 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • No Peek Minecraft Server

    No Peek Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

    > Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

    Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

    So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Villages Defended: 14
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 75 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyDadGaySon

    CraftyDadGaySon
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

    Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

    So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6769 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

    BoomerCraftTipsNTricks
    Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

    On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

    So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

    Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

    Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

    So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 37

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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