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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as hella gay as Max Caulfield in Life is Strange? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us and rewind time like a pro while forming unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons, just like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber in Before the Storm.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay, just like Alex Chen in True Colors. Get ready for moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in one epic Minecraft adventure!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got an upcoming game called Lost Records: Bloom & Rage that will blow your mind. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and freeze a dream to last until another dawn – because why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, just like the Pacific Northwest in Arcadia Bay. See you there!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Gun To Your Temple, What Is The First Thing That Pops Into Your Minecraft SMP Mind?

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Picture this: a wild, untamed Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the only rule is there are no rules.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who have a penchant for hosting epic PvP battles with real-life consequences. Rumor has it that the winner of these battles gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and a private jet made entirely out of emeralds.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. They may seem harmless at first, but cross them at your own peril.

So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. Are you ready to take on the challenge?

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Autistic Girl Gamers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of Minecraft servers filled with e-girls and e-boys trying to flex their diamond armor? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for girls who are not ewhores, just autistic people who spend their days here waiting for an opportunity to experience happiness without even taking any steps towards it!

Join us for a chance to meet like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of being too lazy to actually do anything productive in the game. Our community is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will have you laughing until your diamond sword breaks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the perfect place for girls who just want to have fun without all the drama of typical Minecraft servers. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – now that’s something you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	90

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Why Isn’t Volleyball Popular in Australia Despite of Massive Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging pranks from mischievous players.

We have a secret underground city where players have to navigate through booby traps and solve riddles to find hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who love to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a volleyball tournament every Sunday where players have to battle it out on a floating island suspended in the sky. The catch? The volleyball is actually a TNT block and the losing team gets launched into the stratosphere!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Food Court Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into your favorite anime! Imagine fighting off creepers with magical powers or building your own giant robot to explore the world. Join us for epic quests, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of anime-inspired fun! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood anime villain looking for friends. So come on, grab your sword and get ready to level up your Minecraft game in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Last Time I Saw This Much Hatred For ETH Was Just Before It Went Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper!”

Last time I saw this much drama in a Minecraft server was when Steve accidentally blew up the entire spawn with a stack of TNT. But hey, who needs spawn anyway when you can build your base in the Nether and ride around on a pig named Gerald?

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, and more backstabbing than a game of UHC. So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, then join us on our server today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MasTer Server Faction server Minecraft

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The owner of the server “MasTer Faction Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Liam’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Liam Payne couldn’t handle it? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb dot com! We’ve got creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, villagers that break out into dance parties when you trade with them, and a secret dungeon where you can challenge a boss named Steve-O who tells dad jokes while trying to defeat you. Plus, rumor has it that Liam Payne couldn’t handle the awesomeness and ended up suiciding in-game. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Star Shards Collected:	198
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MaXXXine (2024) Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding pigs into battle. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon to use as a mode of transportation. But be warned, our community is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join us on this epic adventure!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FamilyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, starting a family is the ultimate goal!

Join us and experience the joys of Minecraft parenthood as you raise little blocky babies and watch them grow into strong, independent pixels. But beware, just like in real life, your kids might rebel and start their own creeper cult or become zombie hunters.

We also have a special feature where you can attend Minecraft PTA meetings and discuss important issues like how many diamonds should be in the school lunch program or whether to ban enchanted swords on the playground.

So come join our server and start your Minecraft family today! Who knows, you might even become the next blocky version of the Kardashians.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Wait a second… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s burning questions like why do we have pain receptors for heat in the first place? Join us and explore our world filled with geothermal hot springs that are so rare, they make finding diamonds look like child’s play.

But be careful, forest fires are not just a rare occurrence here, they are a way of life. You’ll have to dodge flames while building your epic base, adding a whole new level of challenge to your Minecraft experience. And don’t even get us started on the dangers of friction – one wrong move and you could end up in a lava pit faster than you can say “ouch!”

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that not only questions the mysteries of pain receptors, but also embraces the chaos of living on the edge of danger at all times? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Buds Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, rules this land with her army of husbands. If you can handle the madness, come join us for a wild ride!

Explore the Twitch streams of Fallenshadow, where she showcases her ASMR skills and takes you on a journey through the Ribbon Cage. Don’t forget to check out her VODs and hilarious clips on YouTube.

But beware, there are some shady characters lurking around, like Nise Menhera and Otis. Keep an eye out for them on Twitter, but be careful, their accounts may be dead!

Join us on this insane adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Ignore the trolls, report the haters, and most importantly, beware of the divorcees. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Shoe-Licking Cock-Sucker Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is cock-sucking and shoe-licking! But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for golden carrots, and even a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for).

But the real reason to join our server? The Russians think it’s a good deal! That’s right, they can’t get enough of our wacky antics and outrageous challenges. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers with a taste for adventure (and maybe a shoe or two).

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Natty’s Achievable Body Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being asked if your Minecraft body is achievable natty? Well, join our server and you can have the most ripped, shredded, and totally natty body in the game! Our virtual gym is equipped with pixelated dumbbells, protein shake dispensers, and even a sauna made out of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Show off your gains to all the other players and flex your way to the top of the leaderboard!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Hunt down this elusive creature and become the wealthiest player on the server in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to pump some virtual iron, chase after diamond chickens, and have a blast with our hilarious and friendly community! Remember, on our server, gains are guaranteed – and so is a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Best English Song Only in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have the ONLY EN gen song that’s in English, making it the best server by default. Trust us, it’s simple as that.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also guarded by the fearsome Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Join our SMP and challenge the Ender Chicken for a chance to claim its legendary loot and become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Evil Lairs Raided:	4