Kevin Nash’s Immune Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a regular player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and become like Kevin Nash, immune to all dangers in the game. You can call yourself a dimeless shitter, KWAB, anti draw, or even a mark, and nothing will faze you. But beware, if you dare to call someone a raped bitch, you will witness the ultimate recoil and shock. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen and where you can truly test your limits. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mines Excavated:	2563	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Potions Brewed:	116	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Marthia Land: Where vanilla players try to survive with a side of drama! Join us now!

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About Marthia Nations
Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Q: How long has Marthia Nations been around?	A: Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
Q: What plugins does Marthia Nations offer?	A: Marthia Nations offers plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Q: Can I build an empire on Marthia Nations?	A: Yes, Marthia Nations allows players to build empires and battle with ships and planes.
Q: How can I join Marthia Nations?	A: You can join Marthia Nations by following the invitation link provided above.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Potions Brewed:	182
Crops Grown:	4183	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Anonymous’ Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing wolves.

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BoyfriendBlunderMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Emeralds Found:	9180
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	172
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2998
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

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Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

KyivKaboomCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Potions Brewed:	100
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

No Ego Zone

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HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

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so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3437	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Towns Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything

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Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun? Well, little did you know that this server was actually a portal to a whole new dimension of craziness and epic adventures!

Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.

But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!