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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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