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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mines Excavated: 2720
Holy Grails Found: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Villages Defended: 12
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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