lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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