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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftINC

CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Nathans Simple Survival

Survival

Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Phobos PVP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Enchantments Applied:	298	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Escapecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

• Server IP: escapecraft.com • No Whitelist • Brand New Survival World • Latest Spigot with dozens of plugins • Friendly Staff & Community

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1900	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

qubecraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VDHI Craft

VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Legitland

A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VcGaming

Factions

We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Potions Brewed:	164	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Artesanato Scavenger

Scavenger Crafts

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

pignation

Economy, PvP

1.5.1 MINECRAFT

Hi, my name is Rowan Bos,

I am the owner of the spectacular ‘Pignation’ minecraft servers; we at Pignationaim to make you experience the very best of a brilliant game!

Our minecraft servers experience minimal lag and a superb set of staff who will help you with any queries, or problems.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

tcccast

Hello, we are a PVP/Freebuild/Surivalgames, but we are all somehow, in any case, the team consists of 4 people and that is enough for the beginning, so no, we are not looking for mods yet. We already had a few servers, but they mostly went offline due to time, but since we now have all the time, we are trying again with our new server. We hope that it will be more successful this time and we need you for that. We still have a lot of open projects such as: Spleef, Mobarena etc. but we would still look forward to seeing you. Joining is worth it and doesn’t hurt, I promise. 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Majkrafci

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Safehouse Survival

Start from very little. You have a safe house, and some tools.

Fight/Mine and build your way to the End.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Potions Brewed:	152
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

KruXoR

Economy, Factions, PvP

We are a Factions PVP Survival server. Established on December 2012

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Bredland

Norwiagon Server PvP Faction

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.