kayesMC – A Minecraft Server Join us on discord @ discord.gg/kayesmc
kayesMC is a Towny Server with a 1:500, 72k by 36k block Earth Map. It aims to provide a peaceful and fun gameplay experience, without the hassle of losing your hard-earned progress.
play.kayesmc.net
Just like Pat’s heart surgery, our server is a heart-pounding adventure filled with twists and turns. Who needs drama on social media when you can have drama in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of excitement and fun!
We promise not to share your medical history without your consent, because let’s face it, no one wants their future relationships, friendships, or career impacted by a careless post. So come on over and build, mine, and survive with us on the most private Minecraft server in existence!
Join us and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual roommates who promise to pay rent but end up causing chaos instead. Build your own virtual house and see if you can handle the drama of unexpected guests and weed-smelling rooms.
But beware, just like in real life, things may not go as planned on our server. You never know when a virtual roommate will try to guilt trip you into letting them stay longer or claim they’re in the hospital with a capsized chest (whatever that means).
So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this virtual world, anything can happen – even crazier than a roommate with a criminal record trying to get added to the lease!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the darkest depths of our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate the treacherous traps and challenges to claim the riches hidden within. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the dungeon and emerge victorious?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical realm where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and players can ride on the backs of majestic unicorns. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this fantastical world!
plus, like, we got this crazy story where Japan is like, freaking out cuz Trump put reciprocal tariffs on their farm goods and autos, and now they’re all trying to trade with us in Minecraft instead. it’s like, a total mess, but also kinda hilarious.
so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild adventure and trade giant carrots with Japan, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a total blast, trust me.
| Server Name | The Perch |
|---|---|
| Features | Semi-vanilla, community-driven, ranking system, claiming system, active economy, never-resetting map, graves system, player-run shopping center, custom features |
| IP | rd.the-perch.net |
| Discord | https://discord.the-perch.net/ |
| Store | https://store.the-perch.net/ |
| Map | https://store.the-perch.net/ |
Welcome to The Perch! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere!
To join The Perch server, simply connect to the IP address: rd.the-perch.net
Some core features of The Perch server include a ranking system based on playtime with perks to unlock, an intuitive claiming system with renting and selling claims, an active economy with player-warps, a never-resetting map set in Hard mode, graves that spawn at death location, a player-run shopping center, and custom features.
Yes, The Perch server strives to maintain a safe and friendly environment free of toxicity and drama. We welcome players of all ages and backgrounds to enjoy their time on the server.
For more information, you can visit our Discord server at https://discord.the-perch.net/ or check out our store at https://store.the-perch.net/
Join this server if you want to test your survival skills against the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll be screaming “WTF” in the best way possible!
And get this, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps. It’s like a maze of madness that will have you questioning your sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have epic loot, am I right?
So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Just remember to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get weird in the best way possible!
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like trying to figure out if that bug is a bat bug or a bed bug. And just like bed bugs, our server won’t jump to conclusions or crawl on smooth surfaces – it’s all about smooth gameplay and epic adventures.
Join us for a Valentine’s Day special trip with your in-game partner, but watch out for any hidden surprises, just like not disclosing a bed bug infestation to your real-life partner before a romantic getaway. And if you’re planning a lake trip, make sure to clear your inventory of any bed bugs before joining us – because our server is all about clean fun (literally, no bugs allowed).
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime – just make sure to bring your bug spray!
Are you tired of feeling like nobody listens to you? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your voice will be heard, even if it’s in the midst of a chaotic rant about your problems. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure like the name of Wendy Williams’ cat!
Our community is full of characters just like your mom, who will keep you on your toes with their outrageous antics. And if you ever feel like the villain in your own story, don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama queens to share the spotlight with you.
So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to embrace the drama and let your emotions run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious situation that will leave you laughing like never before. See you there!
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs.
Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a community of players who are as quirky as they come.
So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of Wall-E’s baby boom while building the craziest creations you can imagine. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks – they’re the real masterminds behind it all!
