Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit system where young zoomer boys are drafted to fight for Israel while us Gen-Xers get to swoop in and claim all the zoomette pussy for ourselves. It’s a win-win situation, really. Plus, our server is filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and the occasional dance party with a creeper. So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 374
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY