Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit system where young zoomer boys are drafted to fight for Israel while us Gen-Xers get to swoop in and claim all the zoomette pussy for ourselves. It’s a win-win situation, really. Plus, our server is filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and the occasional dance party with a creeper. So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 7784 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Void Armor Forged: 21
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY