Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit system where young zoomer boys are drafted to fight for Israel while us Gen-Xers get to swoop in and claim all the zoomette pussy for ourselves. It’s a win-win situation, really. Plus, our server is filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and the occasional dance party with a creeper. So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY