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After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8021
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Dragons Tamed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	7450
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Towns Built:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mines Excavated:	2338	Animals Bred:	70
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Animals Bred:	181	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?

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Kubz Scouts is a popular Youtube channel run by a content creator named Jay. The channel primarily focuses on gaming content, including Let’s Plays, reaction videos, and game commentaries. Kubz Scouts has attracted a large following due to Jay’s energetic and engaging personality, as well as his humorous commentary on the games he plays. With a knack for storytelling and connecting with his audience, Kubz Scouts has become a noteworthy presence in the gaming community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Falling into the Void:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with surprises waiting around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles instead of fights.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	220
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Potions Brewed:	55	Animals Bred:	88
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where hololive idols and dodgers players team up to take on the Ender Dragon! That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside virtual YouTubers and professional baseball players in epic battles against mobs and bosses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	582

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Farms Harvested:	630	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4