Today is Kamala Harris’ birthday, and if you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll get a chance to build her a giant birthday cake made out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Kamala herself will log on to the server and thank you personally for the sweet gesture. So come join us and celebrate Kamala’s special day in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Divine Spears Created: 13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Runes Activated: 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Magic Items Found: 6728 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Love Letters Sent: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Emeralds Found: 6606 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Sparkle World Minecraft server

    Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Towns Built: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

    Blocky Racism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

    The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

    So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Potions Brewed: 68
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

    What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

    Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Farms Harvested: 240 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71 Dragon Eggs Found: 7983

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • > Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

    > Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Love Letters Sent: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

    FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Crops Grown: 9360
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

    Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 475 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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