KabuCraft LOLz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty United – Where Creepers and Players Unite in Chaos!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. Legend has it that once upon a time, a group of players on this server became so powerful that NOBODY could stop them. They built giant castles made entirely out of diamond blocks, rode around on flying pigs, and tamed dragons to guard their loot. But don’t worry, they’re actually super friendly and love to welcome new players into their wacky world. So come join us and see if YOU can become as unstoppable as them! Just be prepared for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few exploding chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Weeaboneese KidzCraft: Dethroning MTG in Style!

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Are you tired of playing boring old Magic: The Gathering? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has officially dethroned MTG as the most popular TCG! Why, you ask? Because we have weeaboneese kiddyshit, that’s why! Imagine dueling with your opponents using adorable anime characters and ridiculous power-ups. Plus, our server has a secret underground dojo where you can train with ninja cats and unlock special abilities. So come join us and experience the craziest TCG adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Divine Spears Created:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Holy Crap Mine

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning reality all at the same time.

Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including Aryans, shitskins, and everything in between. We embrace diversity and celebrate the fact that we’re all just pixels in a virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends or enemies along the way. Just remember to keep your bloodlines pure according to the Holy Torah – it’s a holy matter, after all.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles within the world of Minecraft, where you can experience the thrill of the war within like never before.

Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

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Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crops Grown:	2488	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

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Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Meteorites Collected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

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Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	317125	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	4722	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1353	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

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Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Akuma himself couldn’t resist joining. Check out our teaser trailer where Akuma builds a house with one punch!

2. We just released a balance patch that allows you to ride creepers like horses and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s chaos, but in a good way.

3. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where players use combos that will blow your mind.

4. Need some frame data for your PvP battles? We got you covered with our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data tool. Know your enemy’s every move before they even make it!

5. Explore our SuperCombo Wiki to learn secret techniques like the “Creeper Explosion Combo” and the “Ender Dragon Finisher”.

6. Don’t know what “footsies” are? No worries, check out our Footsies Handbook to learn how to outmaneuver your opponents in epic PvP battles.

7. Use Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter, Alpha, and even Marvel vs. Capcom on our server. It’s like a time machine to the golden age of gaming!

8. Want to warm up before your next PvP match? Follow Daigo’s drills, where you mine diamonds with lightning-fast reflexes and build structures with surgical precision.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Last Round: >>473757487 (whatever that means, it’s probably important)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Divine Spears Created:	15	Star Shards Collected:	290
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Organic Overload: Where Minecraft Madness Begins!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so original and organic, it’s practically grown from the ground up like a Minecraft tree!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are running the show! That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers for building materials and trade with skeletons for rare items. It’s a real monster mash out there!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that the blocks themselves have personalities. You’ll never know if that diamond ore is feeling generous or if that dirt block is plotting your demise. It’s a real block party, literally!

So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Battles: ISSK Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so yuri, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a magical girl anime. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance between your Minecraft character and that cute villager over there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild and wacky server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some yuri-tastic fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EmmaCraft: Where every block is as flawless as Emma Watson’s birthday suit

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server to celebrate Emma Watson’s birthday in style! We have custom-built Hogwarts castle where you can roleplay as your favorite Harry Potter character and duel it out with other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a giant maze filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you make it to the end, you’ll find Emma Watson herself waiting to wish you a happy birthday!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with Emma and the rest of the cast of Harry Potter.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and make Emma Watson’s birthday the best one yet!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2065	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the pigs and you have to choose sides. Will you join the clucking chaos or stick with the oinking order?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between players and the dragon as they compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen hosting a cooking show. Can you handle the heat in the fiery kitchens of the underworld?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Because in this world, anything can happen… and probably will.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53