KabuCraft LOLz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventures are written in the stars! #FateGrandOrder #NA #General

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning a 5-star Servant on your first try? Look no further! Our server is like the Water Monsters Crisis, but with creepers instead of sea creatures. Join us on the Floating Island of Innocents, where innocence is quickly lost as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

Our server is so lit, it’s like doing a Rank Up Quest with your friends while dodging TNT explosions. Need materials for your next build? Our Material Lookup tool will help you find everything you need faster than you can say “gacha luck.” And don’t worry about running out of coins, our Coin Calculator will keep you rolling in the dough.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player with a diamond sword, run like you’re trying to escape a Berserker’s Noble Phantasm!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyQueens: Where love blooms in pixelated blocks! Join now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was so obsessed with hentai that they forgot what a real woman even looked like. They spent all their days building pixelated waifus in Minecraft, never once feeling the need for human interaction. But little did they know, on our server, they would find a community of like-minded individuals who shared their love for blocky babes.

Join us and build your own harem of Minecraft maidens, explore our custom-built hentai-themed worlds, and maybe even find love in the form of a pixelated princess. Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world of waifus waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your one true love in the form of a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6483	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Faces Are More Detailed Than Your Builds

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server will transport you to the year 2024 where close-up shots in Minecraft look like something straight out of a blockbuster movie!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and build your own personal castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you may stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	8093	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixelated Pandemonium: The AI Thread

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Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server out there – Bimbos and Sluts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamonds. But here’s the twist – the house was shaped like a giant high heel shoe! Talk about luxury living!

But that’s not all, folks. We have weekly fashion shows where players can strut their stuff on the catwalk and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive spa area where you can pamper your pixelated self with virtual massages and facials.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground nightclub where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and disco balls? It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft!

So come join us at Bimbos and Sluts, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our sense of style. See you on the runway, darling!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5350
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Void Armor Forged:	13
Enchantments Applied:	113	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	67	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ColdWarCraft: Where predicting the real cold war is just as easy as predicting creepers!

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Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the most epic cold war showdown between the US and China! Forget about Russia, they’re totally irrelevant in this wacky world of blocky battles. Who knew Minecraft could predict the future so accurately? Come join the fun and see if you can change the course of history with your building skills and strategic gameplay. Let’s see who will come out on top in this crazy cold war showdown!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	126	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

KimoiCraft: Where Creepers are Kimoiiii and Threads are Uwaaa!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us if you want to ride giant chickens into battle, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Kimoooooiiii, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those sneaky threads, they might be plotting something…uwaaa!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LOLcraft: Digging into the Cultural & Historical Rabbit Hole

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only reward you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because on our server, getting awarded is like winning the lottery!

Join us and experience the thrill of being showered with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear just for existing. Our server is so generous with rewards, you’ll feel like a Minecraft millionaire in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be swimming in riches, but you’ll also be treated like royalty. Rumor has it that our server has a secret society of players who have been awarded so many times, they’ve transcended to a higher plane of existence. Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on down to our server and bask in the glory of being awarded for simply being you. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so culturally and historically significant?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crops Grown:	4938
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Snowflake Sanctuary: Where Triggered Lefties Unite

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Don’t worry, our chickens are friendly… most of the time.

Explore our custom-built world where pigs can fly, literally! Just watch out for the flying bacon, it’s a bit crispy.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our exclusive J-eye-rows challenge where you have to pronounce it correctly or face being chased by a pack of angry llamas. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llama drama queens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until the giant chickens start clucking.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Boat Battles – Azur Lane Edition!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it “The Ultimate Minecraft Experience”!

Join us for our ongoing events like the Abyssal Refrain light rerun (because who doesn’t love a good rerun?), or the Cookie for Mew event (because who doesn’t want to feed cookies to adorable Cheshire cats?). And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Muse Event livestream – it’s gonna be more hype than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark!

But wait, there’s more! We have special training events, ASMR with Chapayev (yes, you read that right), and even Inazuma maid skins for all you fancy sailors out there. And don’t forget to bind your account, unless you want to risk losing it when the game updates (nobody wants to lose all their diamond armor, am I right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, our discord is so exclusive, even /alg/ doesn’t have its own. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ – it’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted golden apples. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Boingloings, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boingloings and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the sheer absurdity of it all that they couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably. And thus, they knew they had found their forever home in the wacky world of Boingloings.

But that’s not all! On Boingloings, you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns, battle evil pandas in epic PvP battles, and even build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join Boingloings today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear of the flying pigs.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Buildings Constructed:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to see some truly outrageous designs! We’ve got buildings that defy gravity, pixel art that will make your eyes pop, and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin. Join us if you want to be blown away by the creativity of our players!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a floating island in the sky, held up by a giant chicken with diamond wings. Legend has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next master builder or uncover the secrets of the diamond chicken!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where even the hamsters are getting in on the action! Our server is so exciting, even the pets can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you explore our world – maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hamster-run microwave! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and see what kind of mischief you can get into. Just remember, keep an eye on your furry friends – you never know where they might end up next!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Babes and Creeper Dudes: A Minecraft Server for International Love Connections!

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Are the women in your country as rare as a pink sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more women than you can shake a diamond sword at! Our female players are like unicorns – majestic, powerful, and ready to take on any creeper that comes their way.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of strong, independent women who aren’t afraid to show off their building skills or take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our female players have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’ll only share with those who prove themselves worthy in battle.

So if you’re tired of playing on servers where women are as rare as a charged creeper explosion, come join us and experience a world where the women are just as badass as the mobs they’re fighting. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a player who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone!”

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	9808
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a beach episode in an anime? Look no further than our server, where we discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join? Well, because we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world – those who have a cult following of 2views or more!

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go for it! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers, as long as they don’t own any talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can join the party too!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for the best moments, our VOD Archival Guide for preserving those epic streams, and our /lig/ VOD Archive for a trip down memory lane. Plus, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEXY fun, a Tiermaker to rank your faves, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to celebrate those special days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into the world of indie vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual duck or two along the way!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1