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| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 92 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2724 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8083 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.
But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us and experience a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.
So, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be as creative as the masterminds behind Minecraft, just hop on our server and let the insanity take over. Who needs reality when you’ve got a server this wild? Join now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But wait, there’s more! We have friends from Muu Muyu, Saya Sairroxs, Phase Connect, Phase ALiAS, Phase Invaders, V4Mirai, Daisy Dandelion, Idol Corp, and many more small corpos and Korean Vtubers! Plus, we’ve got Sheeptubers, Retro Vtubers, Wool lovers, and even a VReverie Extended crew!
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of wholesomeness. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane Minecraft SMP – you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Picture this: you log on to find your house has been turned into a giant cake by the resident prankster, and now you have to fend off hungry mobs while also trying to resist taking a bite out of your delicious new home.
But that’s not all – our community events are legendary. Last week, we had a llama race that turned into a llama stampede through the village, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens in the nether portal.
So why should you join Eve? Because where else can you find a group of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But that’s not all! Our latest patch includes new content for operations that will blow your mind. And in our September community update, we revealed some insane secrets that will leave you speechless. Plus, our first developer Q&A session was so hilarious, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing.
If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our roadmap. It’s filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And don’t even get me started on the lore stuff – it’s so wild, you won’t believe your eyes.
But the real reason to join this Minecraft server is for the jolly cooperation with your battle brothers. We’ve got codes for jolly coop/PvP that will have you teaming up with the most hilarious characters you’ve ever met. And if you’re having trouble with matchmaking, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge – problem solved!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of the /sm2g/ Dude Wall – where you can submit your own Dudes and show off your skills. Previous players are raving about the fun they’ve had, so don’t miss out on the action. See you in the game, warrior!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Our server is so hardcore that even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with strong, independent women who will show you how to build the most epic castles and slay the fiercest mobs. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a team of badass warrior queens by your side?
So come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. The only way out is to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig and wearing a tutu. Good luck!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
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| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
