JUST SURVIVAL)
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?
so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 3442 | Mines Excavated: | 2914 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Description |
|---|
| Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment. |
If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players. |
| Can I build whatever I want? | Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow? | We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. |
| How can I join the server? | To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community. |
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!
So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 191 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
![Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank8.jpg)
| Owner | Homage (23M) |
|---|---|
| Realm Type | Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack |
| Add-ons | 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals |
| Contact | Discord: homage2heezy |
| Age Restriction | 18+ only |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm. |
| What addons are included? | Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details. |
| Can I invite friends to the server? | Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players. |
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?
3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!
4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?
5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.
So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
