Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Star Shards Collected: 198
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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