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BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Enchantments Applied:	147	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Farms Harvested:	470
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Potions Brewed:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Potions Brewed:	129
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	2138	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Votes:	664

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Votes:	7842	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Votes:	4632	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	291
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	609	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Zombie Dances:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	2998

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Players:	110/700	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	New Chunks Explored:	605131