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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4656 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Picture this: you log on and instantly you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to find the rarest diamonds in all the land. But watch out, because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal them for their nefarious chicken army!
But don’t worry, you’ll have your trusty llama sidekick, Larry, to help you on your epic journey. Together, you’ll battle giant spiders, build the most epic bases, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden carrots? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!