JulyFoolsCraft: Where the fun never ends and the jokes never stop! See you in July for a hilarious adventure!

#exciting, Adventure, anticipation, celebration, countdown, ends, family, Friends, Fun, get together, good times, Happiness, hilarious, jokes, joy, july, JulyFoolsCraft, Laughter, looking forward, Memories, Party, reunion, See you, So Much Fun, STOP, Summer

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and flex on all the noobs. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We got you covered. Need to tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding? We got that too.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in July for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, blockheads!

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Void Gems Collected:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9786	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Chimeras Created:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crops Grown:	3854
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2471	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	537
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchantments Applied:	87
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	76639
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Items Found:	8655	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	260
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	4122
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!