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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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