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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9979 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.
So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.