JoyThiefCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server of all time? well u better buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. yea, that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server.

we’ve got a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. all u gotta do is find it before the evil zombie king does. but watch out, he’s got an army of skeleton warriors ready to take u down.

oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle? yea, u heard me right. a freakin’ dragon. so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mines Excavated:	1780

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Zombie Dances:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7690
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Buildings Constructed:	33	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	New Chunks Explored:	814193

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	4509
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	903	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Votes:	7590

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Farms Harvested:	490
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Love Letters Sent:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!