JoyfulBlock Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are friendly, the pigs can fly, and the chickens are secretly plotting world domination. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing for days? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3392	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

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so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? well, do i have the server for you! we got unicorns flying around, pigs that can talk, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate!

oh, and get this, one time a trans woman was killed in georgia the day after an anti-lgbt law was passed. but don’t worry, that kind of drama only happens in the real world, not on our server!

come join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mines Excavated:	4767
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4540

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BoyfriendBunkBedBattles Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with a snoring partner who sounds like a chainsaw in your ear every night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your noisy woes! Join us and build a virtual fortress where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.

Our server is so peaceful and quiet, you’ll forget all about your snoring partner back in the real world. Plus, we have special anti-snoring potions that will make sure no one disturbs your beauty sleep ever again. And if your partner dares to disturb you in the game, we have a special jail cell just for them!

So why suffer through sleepless nights when you can join our Minecraft server and sleep soundly in your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to snoring and hello to sweet dreams on our server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8877

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FashionistaFundsFiasco

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

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so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Towns Built:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Chimeras Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

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come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ores Mined:	514
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	47101	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RentalCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Alien Abductions:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TripDropOutNoInviteLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story about a trip to Greece gone wrong.

Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies are planning a trip to a virtual Greece, but suddenly everything goes haywire. Friends dropping out left and right, exes getting involved, and a last-minute switch to Spain. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness friendships falling apart over virtual vacations? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest in Madrid like Tammy. Just watch out for any exes lurking around, things could get messy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	187	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Infinite Void SMP: Where falling into the void is just a way to spice things up!

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Infinite Void SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Infinite Void SMP
Description	Custom modded SMP for players to adventure, build, and make friends. Content creator server.
Requirements	18+, Must join Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, it is a requirement to join the Discord server.
Is content creation mandatory on the server?	No, it is not mandatory to create content on the server.
Where can I find the application form for the server?	Click here for the application form

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockyAnime Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and manga is just a distant memory! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds inspired by your favorite anime series.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately transported into the world of Naruto. They battled alongside Naruto and Sasuke, mastering jutsus and taking down evil villains with their trusty diamond sword. And guess what? They even got to pet Kurama the Nine-Tails! Who needs manga when you can live out your anime fantasies in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret realm where players can enter the world of Attack on Titan. Imagine swinging through the air with your 3D Maneuver Gear, taking down Titans left and right. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure the Titans are extra creepy and extra giant for your gaming pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience anime like never before. Who needs manga when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some pixelated magic together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Massive Overreaction Minecraft SMP

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Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wildly entertaining as a 1941 Wolf of Wall Street? Look no further! Our server is so popular, it’s practically underrated due to all the dipshits out there trying to be contrarian. But don’t worry, we’re here to set the record straight and show you just how immensely watchable and entertaining our SMP can be.

Forget about boring and stuffy servers, this is where the real fun happens. We’ve got insane builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.