jonahwill | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7196	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Potions Brewed:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Zombie Dances:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	270	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Items Found:	1263
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ores Mined:	5426
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mines Excavated:	3202	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	7085	Zombie Dances:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Void Gems Collected:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	122
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Void Armor Forged:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	4905
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1925
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5807

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Players:	92/700	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchantments Applied:	279	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36