Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Emeralds Found: 9272 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP

    The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server where you can join Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who is taking over the virtual world! Created by Vedal in a top-secret lab in 2018, Neuro-sama has evolved to become a VTuber who sings, rants, and collaborates with other virtual beings. Join our server today and witness the rise of our new AI queen!

    But wait, there’s more! Neuro-sama has a jam-packed schedule, from streaming on Twitch to posting hilarious clips on TikTok. Want to learn more about AI but don’t know where to start? We’ve got you covered with educational resources and links to dive deep into the world of artificial intelligence.

    And for the true Neuro-sama fans out there, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the Neuro-sama revolution! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from our AI queen herself.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 526754 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Farms Harvested: 929
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Villages Defended: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP

    TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your teenage years in a world where anything is possible! Build epic structures, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and embark on wild adventures that will make your 14-year-old self jealous. Who needs a time machine when you can just log on to our server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly llamas – can you find it before anyone else? Don’t miss out on the chance to rewrite your teenage years in the most epic way possible – join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyPrideMC

    CraftyPrideMC
    Join our Minecraft server and never be ashamed of your obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is the only place where your llama dreams can come true, and we fully support your llama-loving ways. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their fabulous llama creations. So come join us and be a part of the llama revolution!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • New Word Fun Land

    New Word Fun Land
    Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. We got unicorns roaming around and diamonds falling from the sky like confetti at a party.

    If you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to pick up a dictionary and speak a word you’ve never spoken before in your life. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you drop some big brain vocabulary on them like it’s no big deal.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends. He spins sick beats while you battle it out with your friends in epic PvP matches.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and cookies grow on trees. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0
    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

    • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
    • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
    • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

    • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
    • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
    • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Animals Bred: 28 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

    And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

    Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Gods Slained: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Gods Slained: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • KoreaCaregiverGoneWild

    KoreaCaregiverGoneWild
    come join our epic minecraft server where 2 filipinas escaped from south korea cuz they were tired of being overworked and watched all the time like big brother! on our server, you can escape the surveillance and work as much or as little as you want! build a house, mine for diamonds, or just chill with other players who also escaped from crazy situations! it’s a wild ride, just like their escape story! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7441
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 32
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Country Roads Server

    Crafty Country Roads Server
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzaz? well come join our server where we teach you all about the science of “take me home country roads”! did you know that singing this song while mining diamonds actually increases your chances of finding rare ores? it’s true! we have a team of scientists studying the effects of john denver’s classic hit on minecraft gameplay. plus, our server is home to the world’s largest collection of virtual banjos. join now for a wild ride filled with music, science, and lots of LOLs!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9888 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nano Crystal Revolution

    Nano Crystal Revolution
    haha so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got like, the sickest nanocrystals that make ur solar panels and TV screens like, super duper efficient and high performance. we got scientists up in here makin’ molecules stick to these tiny crystals like glue, makin’ shapes that will blow ur mind. join us and be part of the revolution, yo! who knew minecraft could be this lit?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now and be part of somethin’ epic!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware: APOTHEOSIS. – A server with a custom survival world with lore, towns, a full economy, shops and a lot more! immerse yourself in the beautiful lands and try finding all the lore to piece together, create or join a town or nation and make a lot of friends(or enemies.)

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Dimension Hops: 13
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison Revamped 2024! Back from over a decade ago, we have remade the prison server from the ground up including features loved from the original. Activities include mining, ranking up, prestiging, playing minigames, gaining minetokens, enchanting your pickaxe, upgrading your backpack, and more! Currently in a closed beta, opening soon!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 25

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region

    Server Overview

    Welcome to Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region, where your journey begins in a world full of possibilities and adventure! In this vast and diverse land, your choices will shape your destiny. Join the Ranger Corps, become a Trainer or Gym Leader, or operate in the shadows with the Obsidian Collective. The server is content creator and lore-driven, with a focus on 18+ members. Your adventure awaits!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I am under 18? No, the server is focused on 18+ members.
    How do I become a Gym Leader? You can apply to be a Gym Leader and may need to build your own gym. Two towns are available for building or you can create your own town.
    Is the server whitelist only? Yes, the server is whitelist only. Join the Discord and complete an application to join.
    Where can I join the Discord server? https://discord.gg/ChS86cwp

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Farms Harvested: 937
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 82
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 133 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server

    No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and facing the dreaded Monday blues? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the responsibilities of the real world and dive into a pixelated paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

    Join us and say goodbye to boring meetings and deadlines, and hello to a world where the only boss is the Ender Dragon (and let’s be real, you can totally take him down with your epic diamond sword skills).

    So come on, forget about work tomorrow and come play with us on our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not data. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Emeralds Found: 6083
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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