Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Picture this: a server where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride around on flying carpets, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server’s owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted golden carrots to anyone who can make him laugh with the funniest joke they’ve ever heard. So brush up on your comedy routine and get ready to entertain our llama overlord.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the wackiest, most eccentric players you’ll ever meet. From a player who builds nothing but giant statues of chickens to another who communicates solely in interpretive dance, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions (courtesy of those pesky creepers in party hats). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

    CraftyPixel Minecraft Server
    so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Farms Harvested: 699
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

    Crafty Insomniac’s Realm
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

    Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

    So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PlayHostServers

    PlayHostServers

    Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

    Number of players: 30+

    Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

    Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

    Language: English

    Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

    “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️
    ABOUT US
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
    MODS & TWEAKS
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
    APPLICATION
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    FAQ Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
    Can I use mods on the server? Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
    How can I apply to join the server? Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

    Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

    D I M E S   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

    Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7151 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

    CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

    We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

    Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4035 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Enchantments Applied: 199

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

    HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

    Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

    And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

    PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

    Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

    So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BlockyWorldChanger

    BlockyWorldChanger
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

    Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Villages Defended: 20
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

    ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO
    come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Bodily Mysteries Server

    Bodily Mysteries Server
    join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

    we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

    who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 7 Magic Items Found: 6935
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

    ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

    And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

    So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 New Chunks Explored: 194884

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Ace7MC

    Ace7MC

    Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

    Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

    Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Star Shards Collected: 142
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 263
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 74

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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